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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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