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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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