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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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