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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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