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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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