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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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