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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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