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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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