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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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