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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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