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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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