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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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