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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺
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