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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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