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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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