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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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