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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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