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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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