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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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