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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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