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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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