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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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