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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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