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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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