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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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