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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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