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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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