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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁
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