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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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