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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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