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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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