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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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