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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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