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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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