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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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