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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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