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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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