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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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