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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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