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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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