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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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