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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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