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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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