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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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