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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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