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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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