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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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