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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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