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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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