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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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