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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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